KOSHER CANDY
A Jewish man was in a supermarket in Thornhill, Ontario. He saw a black
woman trying to get her young child to put down a candy bar he had picked
off the shelf.
"Latrell, you put that down! It's not kosher!"
Intrigued, the young man decided to investigate. "Excuse me, ma'am, are you
Jewish?"
"No."
"So why did you say that?">
"Why? I'll tell you why. Because l see all the Jewish mothers saying that to
their kids -- and it works, so I decided to try it."